What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....