is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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