The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
