what if I'm pregnant?
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There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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