just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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