whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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