Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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