Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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