He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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