i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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