bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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