This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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