she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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