i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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