You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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