sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he was CRYING into my vagina
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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