I want to have your abortion
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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