i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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