He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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