just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Randomize
