what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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