I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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