the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I understand Curling. That high.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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