i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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