I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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