I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I'm always down for nudity.
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