Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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