Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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