butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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