Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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