she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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