i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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