So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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