First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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