You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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