found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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