i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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