why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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