So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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