the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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