It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
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this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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