Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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