is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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