Already got asked if we're dating
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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