yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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