And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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