If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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