Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
time to smoke my breakfast
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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