You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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