So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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