No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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