3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I wanna bring you to show and tell
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
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Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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