Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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