If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Congratulations! We have a period
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