oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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