found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I'm bleeding and have questions
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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