Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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