Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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